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zeldathemes
everybody moan
everybody shake
10th member of the wu tang clan. talk to me about the decemberists.

tinybluedeer:

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

(2x07 The Gang Exploits a Miracle)

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

veggieduck:

who is she

veggieduck:

who is she

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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methhomework:

public service announcement 

me on the 100th date: would you like a sidehug?

smallwheatqueen:

all u tumblr folks post the same damn shit

"teen witch trash babe buy me pizza and eat my ass while i cry at netflix" 

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN