remember that time lilo took my phone and went on my facebook

keepcalm-and-gotodisneyworld:

mark

peafsplosion:

floozyy:

uninstall missing e 

or i will uninstall your lives

jesus christ on a cracker

(Source: krtbstn)

if Julian won a Grammy
Announcer: The Grammy goes to... Julian Casablancas!!!!!
Julian:
Julian:
Julian:
Julian: oh shit man fuck that's me
faggot run to the stage
almost trips up the stairs
taps microphone three times
Julian: wow
Julian: thank you... sigh
Julian: you guys...
Julian: you guys... are the BEST
Julian: this is really unexpected man
Julian: sigh
Julian: i think this is a joke???
Julian: shit man
Julian: sigh
Julian: I want to thank my fans-
cuts to commercial

in line for the bathroom

“my friends in there”

“congratulations.”

gleekinstarpotter:

always a reblog. 

oh. my. god.

never not reblog

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

werebreakingtables:

therearethesefiveboys:

dailydoseofonedirection:

Zayn Malik’s newly formed band, Zaynito and the Burritos, have just leaked their new single. 

omg

Lmaooooooooooo I love how I start laughing before I even click play. this fandom sometimes. CRYING. 

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! 

IM CRYING, OMFG

I CANT BREATHE

Zayn’s salsa brings all the girls to the yard 

OMG I CAN’T BREATH WHAT IS AIRRRRR

omg

DEAR LORD, why am I laughing soooo much? HAHAHA

I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD ASGHASDFJLSFJALJ

wot. hhahahahahaha

HAHAHAH OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON I SWEAR I LOVE THIS FANDOM WITH ALL MY HEART

(Source: slutfacestyles)

9,991 plays

12.9 year old: mum can i have an xbox or some books
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

"Keep it up Yolo, and stay sweet"

- Mark Pontius (via unwrittenfairytales)

mostgay:

Today when I was reading To Kill A Mockingbird in class I got to say nigger.

The experience was… just incredible

(Source: chekhov)

age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys

jasonfreese:

When I Cum Around, One Shot 10,000 words

Pairing: Billie Joe Armstrong/Tre Cool/Mike Dirnt

Rating: NC-17

(Source: archbitchshop)

yes please